Thursday, May 21, 2009

NAUGHTY SMS

Naak Ka Chooha

"NAAK Ka Chooha "
Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota…
Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko…
Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata
Tu jo mjhe apni unglion se khecha karti
mein tere nakhnon may latak sa jaata…
Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko
Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa jata..
Tu Duniya se [...]

Circulation of MAN's Blood

Medical Science Says:
"Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation"
But the Truth is..
"Tighter The Woman's Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN's Bl0od" ;->

Take as Many as u Want

In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
"don't take more than 1, God is watching!"
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
"Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples"

Losing your confidence

A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.

Surprise Sex

* Goldew Words *
By The Great
Philospher
"NARGIS"
"Rape is Not a Crime"
Its just a "Surprise Sex"

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