FUN COMMANDS

NAUGHTY SMS

2009-05-21T08:46:00.001+06:00

"NAAK Ka Chooha "
Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota…
Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko…
Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata
Tu jo mjhe apni unglion se khecha karti
mein tere nakhnon may latak sa jaata…
Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko
Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa jata..
Tu Duniya se [...]

Circulation of MAN's Blood

Medical Science Says:
"Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation"
But the Truth is..
"Tighter The Woman's Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN's Bl0od" ;->

Take as Many as u Want

In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
"don't take more than 1, God is watching!"
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
"Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples"

Losing your confidence

A depressed boy asked an old man:
Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.

Surprise Sex

* Goldew Words *
By The Great
Philospher
"NARGIS"
"Rape is Not a Crime"
Its just a "Surprise Sex"

Romantic Countries in the World

2009-05-21T08:40:00.001+06:00

There r some of the romantic countries in the WORLD,

"H.O.L.L.A.N.D"
Hop Our Love Last And Never Dies…

"I.T.A.L.Y"
I Trust And Love You…

"L.I.B.Y.A"
Love Is Beautiful You Also…

And this is my Favourite….
"F.R.A.N.C.E"
Friendship Remains And Never Can End…

Zoo Job (Funy Story)

2009-05-10T13:03:00.000+06:00

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.
He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.
The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"